The End

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Glad to hear it! You won't be disappointed. Ceiling Cat looks forward to watching you.

The Proof

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Proof, you say? How about this official Certificate of Divine Existence notarized by ginger Kung Fu legend Chuck Norris?

Ceiling Cat's Ten Commandments

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Of course. All religions have rules. But Ceiling Cat's Ten Commandments are nothing to worry about. Easy as pie, really.

Decider of Fates

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Well, if you did not sign up for the Forgiveness for All Things package (only $8.95/month) then you will have to face judgment. But Ceiling Cat is well known for his leniency.

The Afterlife Advantage

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GREAT QUESTION! With Ceiling Cat's special Afterlife Advantage package (for just four easy payments of $19.95), you get personal, guided passage to your preferred afterlife.